Foolish Logic (or Sense is NOT common)

In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables. He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Whip and Peter's Ice Cream. And Satan said: "You want hot fudge with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" And Woman said: "I'll have one too... with sprinkles." And lo and behold, they gained 10 pounds.

And so God created the healthful yogourt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 8 to size 14.

So God said: "Try my fresh green garden salad." And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said: "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried squid rings, butter-dipped lobster chunks, and fried chicken so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol sharply increased.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin, sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man packed on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan introduced cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretchy lycra jogging suits.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Satan said: "You want fries with that?" And Man replied: "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. Satan chuckled and created the public health system.

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Consumer Quality

As an individual that enjoys a high standard of quality in consumer goods, I need to sound off about the lack of responsibility of manufacturers for 'less than minimum' standard of durability of consumer goods being sold today. I refuse to support the 'profit only' philosophy of manufacturers with no regard to sustainability and follow-up service.

Too much 'disposable junk' is continually being perpetrated upon us as a society to promote even 'average' prosperity or a level comfort that we should expect. So much time is wasted by the act researching, shopping and buying of replacement of goods.

This has been a great boom for the scavengers and inventors. There is a virtually an unlimited supply of items that can be repaired and resold for 100 percent profit or trade. Inventors and experimenters have an almost unlimited supply of raw materials once the time has been spent to disassemble and salvage 'parts'. This has led to advantages to prosper the 'underground economy' (a subject for further discussion at a later time).

Consumer Cautions:

• Verify the quality at the time of purchase.
• Look for extended or unconditional 'Satisfaction Guarantee'.
• Determine the policies or the supplier, including the terms for replacement, substitution or refund.
• Policies for defective merchandise may differ from the previous.
• Do your research in a thorough methodology before you buy.

In Conclusion, buyer beware is not always an analysis of the price - but rather the whole process understanding the package of which you are paying

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